Spending time with family becomes even more special when there’s laughter all around. And there’s no better way to spread laughter than sharing some funny jokes for kids. Here are 100 funny jokes in English for kids that will surely light up your family gathering and spread joy all over.
- Why did the lion spit out the clown?
He tasted funny. - How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it’s full. - Why did the alien go to the doctor?
He was looking a little green. - Why did the sun refuse to go to school?
It already had a million degrees. - What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean. - What is the sky’s favourite accessory?
A rainbow. - What is a banana’s favourite footwear?
Slippers. - What do ghosts eat for dessert?
Ice-SCREAM. - What type of music do frogs like?
Hip-hop. - What did Venus say to Saturn?
Give me a ring. - Where do happy lightning bolts live?
Cloud nine. - What food is never on time?
Choco-late. - Why didn’t jelly trust the peanut butter with a secret?
It spreads too easily. - What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish. - What’s a pirate’s favourite kind of fish?
Swordfish. - What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
A thesaurus! - Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are egg-stinct. - Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read a story if you are in a hurry?
Their tales are too long. - Why are math books always upset?
They have a lot of problems. - What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
Hissss-tory. - How do you get straight A’s?
Use a ruler. - Why are squares and triangles always exercising?
They want to stay in shape. - Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn’t chicken. - How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across. - Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts. - What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes. - Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
He had a hole in one. - What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later! - Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back. - What is an insect’s favourite sport?
Cricket. - What’s an alligator in a vest called?
An investigator. - How do you throw a birthday party on Mars?
You planet. - What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese! - What’s one way we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves. - Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football?
She runs away from the ball. - What’s a pirate’s favorite class to take in school?
Arrrt. - What’s one animal you’ll always find at a baseball game?
A bat. - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.” - Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired. - Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
To see time fly. - What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious. - Why was the baby strawberry crying?
His mom was in a jam! - When a lemon is sick, what do you do?
Give it lemon aid. - What do you call a polar bear in Mexico?
Lost. - What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone?
Shell-fies. - What’s a computer’s favorite thing to snack on?
Computer chips. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! - Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
They’re all size S. - Why do all witches wear black?
So you can’t tell which witch is which. - How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring. - What do lawyers wear when they go to court?
Lawsuits. - What’s a bee’s go-to haircut?
A buzz cut. - What do you call a witch who lives on a beach?
A sand-witch. - What is a pizza’s favorite type of joke?
A cheesy one! - Where do hamburgers go if they want to go dancing?
A meatball. - What’s a bear with no teeth called?
A gummy bear. - What kind of vehicle has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck. - What kind of jobs do funny chickens have?
They are comedi-hens! - What’s a sleeping dinosaur called?
A dino snore. - What do cows do for fun?
They go to the moo-vies. - When a bird needs to invest her money, what does she do with it?
Puts it in the stork market. - What do bees brush their hair with?
Honeycombs. - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer. - What’s the smartest type of insect?
A spelling bee. - What do you call a sheep that has no legs?
A cloud. - What do you call a pair of monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates. - Why couldn’t the pony sing at her choir concert?
She was a little horse. - Why did the puppy get great grades in class?
He was the teacher’s pet. - What’s a math teacher’s favorite plant?
A geometree. - What did the calculator say to her best friend?
“You can always count on me.” - Why did the student do multiplication on the floor?
The teacher told them not to use tables. - Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet. - Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was mean! - What’s a math teacher’s favourite season?
Sum-mer. - Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
- How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the s. - What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurry?
Spooktacles. - What is a vampire’s favourite holiday?
Fangsgiving! - What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo! - Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones! - Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them. - What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow. - What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrots?” - How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Nothing. It was on the house. - Which superhero is a pro at hitting home runs?
Batman. - What’s a pirate’s favorite country to travel to?
Arrrgentina. - What does a volcano say to its crush?
“I lava you!” - Which planet is the best singer?
Neptune. - What did the finger confess to the thumb?
“I’m in glove with you!” - What do you call a duck who loves making jokes?
A wisequacker! - Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
The Dead Sea. - What’s fast, loud and tastes good with salsa?
A rocket chip. - What type of keys are known for being extra sweet?
Cookies! - Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
She’ll let it go. - Why did the boy put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold, hard cash. - What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo! - What does a panda ghost eat?
Bamboo! - What do witches ask for at hotels?
Broom service. - Why is an obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right. - Why did two fours skip lunch?
Because they eight.
Humour is an essential part of our lives. It helps lighten the mood and break the ice with strangers. At Mother’s Pet Kindergarten, we believe that educating the young ones with a healthy dose of humour and spreading joyful laughter can have a great impact on their physical as well as mental health. A learning methodology filled with joy and fun can build a foundation for future learning and growth.
